So, I was trying to be all eco-chic yesterday, strutting into a zero-waste store, canvas bags in hand, feeling like Mother Earth’s favorite child. But I hit a snag-does anyone else find it ironic that every time you buy something ‘zero waste,’ you end up with like five different containers you don’t know what to do with? Is there a secret society meeting I missed where they miraculously make these jars disappear or transform into something useful?
Don’t even get me started on the notorious toothpaste in a jar. How many of you have had the joy of trying to scoop out the last remnants with your finger, only to end up looking like you brushed with marshmallow fluff?
But let’s get serious-or not, really-what are your top tips for balancing this zero-waste lifestyle without becoming a hoarder of glass jars, burlap sacks, and mason jars? Please share before I start crafting skeptical sculptures of hipster aspirations cluttering my kitchen countertop.