Alright, fellow eco-warriors, how do you magically squeeze more eco-chic into your already overflowing recycling bin of life? I mean, besides obviously composting your ex’s heartache or paying tribute to the biodegradable unicorns, what are some brilliantly absurd low waste tips that actually work in real life? I’m tired of buying artisanal zero-waste shampoo bars that look like failed abstract art, so any tricks to avoid endless plastic bloat without resorting to caveman methods would be so appreciated. Let’s swap ridiculous stories and ideas—unless you’re too busy hugging trees.