So apparently “Young Living Sustainability” is the new holy grail of eco-friendly living—if your idea of saving the planet is rubbing a few drops of essential oil on your cashmere sweater. Has anyone actually dug into what makes their practices sustainable, or is it just another marketing buzzword designed to make us feel better about our overpriced diffuser? I’m asking because if a dab of lavender spray can single-handedly reverse climate change, I might finally ditch my reusable shopping bag and invest in a golden ticket to greener pastures. Enlighten me, fellow eco-skeptics—is there any substance behind the scents, or are we all just aromatically deluded?