So, here’s my brilliant idea: I’m trying to achieve “zero waste on wheels” without resorting to the ridiculous notion of riding a unicycle made entirely out of repurposed fire hydrants. Has anyone actually managed to hit that sweet spot between commuting and not contributing to the landfill Olympics? I’m on a quest for a mode of transport that leaves nothing behind—not even a trail of exhausted gas fumes or the occasional rogue coffee cup.
Between juggling the joys of a bicycle retrofitted with solar-powered LED distractions and trying not to accidentally transform my car into a mobile landfill (because, apparently, throwing approximation of zero waste at a gas guzzler doesn’t work), I’m all ears for your ingenious suggestions. What’s the most ridiculously sustainable way you’ve managed to hit the road without obliterating your zero-waste reputation?