Is there a support group for people who wander into urban plant stores “just to browse” and come out with enough greenery to trigger an HOA complaint? Seriously, how do you all avoid turning your apartments into a chlorophyll-scented obstacle course—especially now that every shop promises a pothos for every personality type? Are there secret rules for stopping at three spider plants, or does everyone eventually succumb to the call of the Monstera Variegata and go full Tarzan? Tips (other than “delete your Venmo account”)?